[Entry 1.1] Guardian has been standing completely still in Tower plaza for approximately 3 hours. By my count, Guardian has not slept in 36 hours.
[Entry 1.2] Guardian spent fifteen minutes repeatedly jumping off of Tower. Hence, fifteen minutes of near-constant Ghost revival, punctuated only by a single visit to Eris Morn. Eris refused to dance with Guardian.
[Entry 1.3] Guardian spoke briefly with Cayde-6 while crouched on Vanguard table. I could offer him no explanation.
Guardian returned to orbit; set course for Mars.
[Entry 1.4] Guardian encountered another Gunslinger while on patrol. The two attempted some kind of synchronized handshake or greeting for the better part of five minutes without speaking. I do not believe they succeeded in their timing.
[Entry 1.5] Both Guardians spent one hour attempting to kill Vex Hydras with nothing but throwing knives. Succeeded. Admired each other’s cloaks.
Guardian returned to orbit alone; set course for Luna.
[Entry 1.6] Guardian spent one hour repeatedly trying to jump over the Hellmouth while riding Sparrow. Did not succeed. Guardian has not slept in 42 hours.
[Entry 1.7] Guardian received assassination bounty from Hunter Vanguard Cayde-6. Danced upon receipt; shot several rockets into the sky while spinning in circles.
[Entry 1.8] Guardian has grown strangely quiet. Has been transmatting various weapons and pieces of armor for several minutes.
[Entry 1.9] Guardian has equipped gauntlets crafted from the bones of an extinct creature. Spent 45 minutes adjusting color scheme of armor. Seems quite fond of appearance; asked me for repeated image-captures. Complimented her own cloak several times.
[Entry 1.1.0] Guardian abruptly re-summoned Sparrow, rode Sparrow into depths of Hive temple. Did not dismount Sparrow. Sparrow destroyed due to repeated collisions with sentient and natural obstacles.
[Entry 1.1.1] Upon reaching Summoning Pits, Guardian attempted to kill Hive Abomination with sidearm. Failed.
[Entry 1.1.2] Upon Ghost revival, Guardian managed to single-handedly annihilate Hive Abomination with the combined power of the City’s finest weaponry. Proceeded to dance on corpse of eliminated foe.
[Entry 1.1.3] Guardian spent approximately one hour shooting walls of Hive tunnels, attempting to spell rude words.
Guardian returned to orbit, set course for Tower.
[Entry 1.1.4] Guardian spent 5 hours attempting to persuade Commander Zavala to read lewd/inappropriate Fireteam names over Tower PA system. Guardian has not slept in 55 hours.
Guardian returned to Orbit. Set course for the Reef.
[Entry 1.1.5] Guardian spent seven minutes crouched behind Petra Venj, trying to hide from other Guardians. Obtained bounties from the regent. Leapt to her death in apparent celebration.
Guardian returned to orbit. Set course for Venus.
[Entry 1.1.6] Guardian singlehandedly killed Stirok, Banner of Oryx. Proceeded to dance on corpse of eliminated foe.
[Entry 1.1.7] Guardian lost consciousness [slept?] for ~30 seconds while dancing; jerked awake screaming, related a description of a “Giant, bottomless mouth” attempting to devour her.
Guardian returned to orbit. Set course for Taken Dreadnought.
[Entry 1.1.8] Appears to be in a bad mood. Refuses to speak with me. Spent duration of journey in silence, stroking bone gauntlets.
[Entry 1.1.9] Guardian descended into depths of Dreadnought. Grim of aspect. Has repeatedly refused comm contacts from Vanguard. Seems determined. Guardian has not slept in 62 hours.
[Entry 188.8.131.52] Guardian has utterly destroyed legions of Hive thrall, several minor priests, and a Coven Mother.
[Entry 184.108.40.206] Guardian has discovered apparent target: Hive Priest.
[Entry 220.127.116.11] Guardian has dispatched said target using only her boot-knife. Did not cease stabbing corpse of creature until long after it had expired and her armor was covered in gore and ichor. Ignored my attempts to drag her away - too busy laughing. I returned to stasis in protest.
Guardian returned to orbit. Set course for Tower.
[Entry 18.104.22.168] Guardian repeatedly asking me “What I just said.” I have not said anything to her. She seems distracted. Has not slept in at least 68 hours.
[Entry 22.214.171.124] Guardian spoke briefly to Hunter Vanguard while dancing on table. Returned to Tower plaza.
[Entry 126.96.36.199] Guardian has been staring into the sky without blinking for one hour. Guardian is muttering to someone who is not me.
[Entry 188.8.131.52] Guardian refuses to sleep.